Schlorp

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
iapislazuli
iapislazuli

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

iapislazuli

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Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything

dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic
c-rowlesdraws

Did You Know: if you get to the airport early enough in the morning, you can look through the big windows and watch them shovel oats and alfalfa into big troughs for the planes

dandynewt

I know it looks cute, but the airplanes only line up for food when their enclosure isn’t enriching enough.

c-rowlesdraws

that might be true of smaller airports where the planes spend more time on the ground, but at large international airports, the planes get tons of enrichment from socializing with one another and lots of exercise flying, so it’s actually fine that their enclosures aren’t much more than a space for them to rest.

dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic

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dingdongyouarewrong

inaweofmytism asked:

Hey from a fellow former redditor learning this site, you should probably also add your age in your bio. Most people on here expect at least that much personal info bc it’s up to them to block minors if they post NSFW stuff or just don’t want to interact with minors on here

felixcloud6288 answered:

I am “Don’t share any personal identifiable information about yourself on the internet” years old.

3liza

we absolutely do not expect you to share your name, age, mental illnesses or flashing weak points, that's a radical vulnerability psyop that a small minority of the site users fell for because they don't know any gay people in real life

pastacrylic
pastacrylic

The Tumblr blackout thing is completely nonsensical because not only does Tumblr not function like Reddit, but also??? The person "organizing" it keeps saying they "haven't thought that far ahead" every time someone points out a glaring issue with the plan??

How do you want everyone to join a STRIKE without knowing anything about organizing one, and on such short notice?

Literally didn't think about how communication would work during the blackout, or how long the blackout would actually last, or how the website functions at all, this is all very silly.

Unless a better, reasonable strike plan is devised, I will not be participating

lemonros
cyber-corp

Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.

You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.

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Originally posted by not-home-no-more

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YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE??? I’M A LIL GECKO BOY